It is simply amazing how far so little can go.
Thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster for Itself. If it didn't already exist, it would have to be created. Just in time for the end of the end of the world, which is the beginning of future, FSM is a creed all of us can use to our personal enlightment and spiritual fullfilment.
As a matter of fact, never before has little that means so much to so many really meant so little and meant so much.
Now, all it has to do is break free of its tiny capitalist tendrils and all that is Ooogly and Squigly will remain so for Ever. Begun as a commentary on teaching Intelligent Design in schools in Kansas, FSM has quickly become a 21st century movement.
WWFSMD? As it is said, "R Amen."