Starbucks Liquor, Neville Medhora, Neville's Financial Blog, Church Of The Customer blah blah blah

This is the most ridiculous thing . . .

Oh all right . . . FUCK FUCK FUCK . . . STARBUCKS LIQUOR ! (Although the linked drink recipe does look delicious . . .)

But no, kidding aside, right? Who doesn't know that Starbucks Liquor is pure unadulterated reality-free crapola? H2RS does. And that's our bona fide opinion. And if you want to shill that kind of sweaty, derivative, reality-subsituting, anti-necro/non-narco faux nectar, be our guest. But personally, we'd rather vomit up black tea through the nostrils.

And that's all we're saying on the subject . . .

Oh, yeah, except for one more thing. You see that kid up there? The one wearing the nerve-wreckingly portentous "Odyssey Of The Mind" sweatshirt? That's Neville Medhora, and he is a one-man, unstoppable, money-adorator report-writing, cash machine. His weblog, Neville's Financial Blog, is something akin to freakish genius. It doesn't appear that Medhora is in fact all that money driven, moreso that he really enjoys grieving the hell out of everyone who desperately seeks to do at all what he is doing with the casual panache and apparent ease of a prodigy.

So, money adorators and fans of Starbucks Liquor–blech! blech!–take note: Neville Medhora is H2RS' very first Freak-You-Want-To-Freak-Of-The-Week.

And remember, ugrhhgrrgh, Starbucks Liquor. Don't drink or buy or subsidize it, just remember you heard it here first.

Link (via Church of the Customer).