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29 November 2006

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THE JOY OF PEPSI (CONGRATULATION)!!!


THE JOY OF PEPSI

FROM: THE DESK OF THE MANAGING DIRECTOR
PEPSI INTERNATIONAL/AWARD PROMOTION DEPARTMENT.
LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM.

PEPSI PROMOTIONS 2006

On behalf of the PESPSI COMPANY, we gladly inform you on the just concluded annual final draws held on the 25TH OF NOVEMBER, 2006 PEPSI COMPANY WORLDWIDE PROMOTIONS, your email was among the 10 Lucky Winners who won £1,000,000.00 each on the PEPSI Company.

However, the results were released on the 29TH OF NOVEMBER, 2006 and your email was attached to Ticket Number (PSPPR2006) and Ballot Number BN:225182006/20).

The online draws was conducted by a random selection of email addresses from an exclusive list of 10,076
[!] E-mail addresses of individuals and corporate bodies picked by an advanced automated random computer search from the internet.

However, no tickets were sold but all email addresses were assigned to different ticket numbers for representation and privacy.

The selection process was carried out through random selection in our computerized email selection machine (TOPAZ) from a database of over 250,000 email addresses drawn from all the continents of the world.

This Promo is approved by the British Gaming Board and also Licensed
by the The International Association of Gaming Regulators (IAGR).

This Promo is the 3rd of it's kind and we intend to sensitize the public.

In other to claim your £1,000,000.00 prize winning, which has been deposited in a designated bank.

However,you will have to fill the form below and send it to the Promotion manager of The PEPSI COMPANY for verification and then you will be directed to the bank where a cheque of £1,000,000.00 has already been deposited in your favour.

VERIFICATION AND FUNDS RELEASE FORM

NAME: .....................................
AGE: ........................................
SEX: ........................................
ADDRESS: ...............................
EMAIL: .....................................
PHONE: ....................................
OCCUPATION: ..........................
COMPANY: ...............................
COUNTRY: ................................

Note: You are adviced to complete the form and send it immediately to
our Promotion manager through email for prompt collection of your
fund from the designated bank.

(CONTACT PROMOTION MANAGER)

Name: Mr. Robert Young
Phone # : +44702 402 6655
Email: pepsipromoagent03@yahoo.co.uk

you are to keep your ticket number and ballot number away from general public

*Staff of PEPSI COMPANY are not to partake in this PROMO PLEASE BE WARNED*

Yours faithfully,
Tracy White


Copyright © The UK
Pepsi Promotions Inc.
All rights reserved.
Wow. Sweet. New spam. Spam that is brand new to us. Mmm-mm good. (The last bit about staff of Pepsi Co not "partaking" (heehee), and to "PLEASE BE WARNED," is especially, warmingly, ominous.

Is it just us, or is spam getting dumber and dumber? Anyhow, there are not one but two email addresses, so make good use of them. Professional helpers, may find this page's information helpful.

One curiosity. What's the relevance of 10,076? Is this an esoteric reference to immortal culty vegetarian superhero Sri Chinmoy?

1 Comments:

Anonymous Christian. said...

Congratulations! However, that's over 2 million dollars! However, they are getting unbelievably dumber but I'll bet $2,000,000 that they will bag some losers who reply.

However, you won based on a draw of your email address but you must ID yourself to confirm with all the requested info which they got from where exactly?

"This Promo is the 3rd of it's kind and we intend to sensitize the public." Sensitize us to what? That spammers are in fact total idiots? Or that there are still more total idiots who fall for this crap?

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